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JAZZERCISED

by Moms With Bangs

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1.
ADRENOCHROME 05:10
lyrics
I have a feeling I have a feeling I have a feeling That I'm ALONE AGAIN ALONE AGAIN ALONE AGAIN ALONE A I have a feeling I have a feeling I have a feeling That I'm not HOME ANYMORE HOME ANYMORE HOME ANYMORE HOME ANY
2.
ELEPHANT BALL 02:59
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There's a body at the window Draped across the fence He will follow you where you go Just as long as Who, who, who, who, who knows There's a body at the window Draped across the fence He will follow you where you go Just as long as
3.
TAP WATER JESUS 02:59
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I feel so sad We all feel so bad But as long as I am Unaffected I know that I know that I will never change The way I sleep tonight Is comfortable I know it's so sad And we all feel so bad But as long as I am Unaffected I know that I know that I will never change They way I sleep tonight Is comfortable and warm and bright I'll never change tonight I know I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER CHANGE THE WAY I SLEEP TONIGHT I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER CHANGE THE WAY I SLEEP TONIGHT I KNOW I KNOW AAAAH AAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
4.
OLD RODEO 04:03
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I shat myself At Walmart Told you about it the other day Two bikers laughed at me And my Big orange drink oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo We went down To Rodeo I haven't been back since We went down in uuhhh... a Mini Cooper I think? (Yeah) I haven't seen her either oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo Got my head stuck in a gun Firing thoughts out from my brain You told me to Take care of myself I try my best Sometimes oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo
5.
FROZEN PIZZA 02:12
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Take it out Set the oven to 425 I don't know If it's the last time we'll ever hang out I hope it's not but if it is Let me just say I never Cared about you anyways I know it's not true but Il say it anyways I'm going fucking insane
6.
MODEL S 04:18
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I want to! Fuck my car! You know that I want it You know that I can't have it any other way You know that I need it You know that I word every mean that I say I need your help my friend To get those engines revvin' I just need to get a ride Keeping it high tech New electric car, new type of exhaust Won't fail the smog check It's been a while and I need to get off I need your help my friend To get those engines revvin' I just need to get a ride OH MY GOD THERE'S BATTERY ACID EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GONNA CRASH AAAAAAAHHH!!!!! (he then presumably orgasms)
7.
SAPO SONG 07:37
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Deep down In the amazon You can hear the song Song By the magic one You don't know better Feel The toxic cleanse At ego's end You Need to give in And you'll feel better FIRST YOU PICK UP THE FROG THEN YOU TIE HIM UP THEN YOU POKE AND PROD 'TILL HE SPILLS HIS GUTS THEN YOU PICK UP THE JUICE THEN YOU BURN A HOLE THEN YOU RUB IT IN JUST RUB IT IN JUST RUB IT IN JUST RUB IT IN THEN YOU MIGHT SEE GOD
8.
THESE STREETS 04:39
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The cigarette You said would be your last Well it just left your hand But you still seem so sad We'll fuck it up Again and again We never made much sense Our left brains abstinent These streets Were made For us For us and no-one else For me To get From my to your house The wind Will come And blow us all around And I Will leave But won't make a sound You opened up And saw yourself in I'm so glad that you did Thank fuck that you did Your friends Have gone And come back again And you still seem so sad But you're still talkin' shit These streets Were made For us For us and no-one else For me To get From my to your house The wind Will come And blow us all around And I Will leave But won't make a sound

about

Jazzercised is the debut studio album from sweaty, slippery meat-enthusiasts Moms With Bangs (Leo Hirsch, Austin Kennedy, Will Roth, Michael Cook). We tried recording this thing ourselves twice until we realized frankly we don't know how to do this and moseyed our little asses on over to mister Julian Kindermann, who not only did it very well, but did it on his fancy 1/4 inch tape machine! The result is an exhilaratingly dirty, disgusting, ferocious, towering monster of sonic exploration that we hope shakes you to your fucking core, but also makes you say "I like this music".

credits

released April 21, 2022

Leo Hirsch: Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar

Austin Kennedy: Lead Guitar, Vocals

Michael Cook: Bass Guitar, Vocals

Will Roth: Drums and Various Percussion, Salvador Allende Sample on Adrenochrome, Vocals

Julian Kindermann: Recording Engineer, Producer, Mixing, Sampling, and Some Guitar Here and There!

Megan Shindelus: Backup Vocals on Old Rodeo, and Vocal Melody at the End of These Streets

Sydney Cook: Background Screams at the End of Tap Water Jesus

Aaron Benassi: Saxophone on Sapo Song

Tom Deis: Mastering Engineer

Artwork Painted by Sydney Cook, Spaghettio'd and Edited by Michael Cook, and Photographed by Nathaniel Gaim

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